There you go again, Facebook, with your big changing how we see our news feed and let’s watch those freeloading page admins freak out over losing thousands of “likes” hoopla.
You guys really suck, says the emotional not-looking-at-the-big-picture page admin.
You guys are pretty much genius, says the marketing and business person page admin through gritting teeth.
I’m going be catching a ton of crap for saying this but by losing all the DEAD and INACTIVE accounts, y’all are doing us admin a favor. You are giving back the quality of our pages. Those that interact with us. Those that are engaged and help keep that engagement up. We may be bitching at you all and freaking out as we watch months, years of “hard work” go to pot but the truth is we all should be thank our stars you are doing this.
Sort of.
Now, I’m not completely stupid to think you aren’t also trying to gain revenue from us. You probably have this equation posted on one of your white board in the McZucker’s conference room:
Admins freak out over lost likes + paranoia that the effort to regain likes is too much = buying ads/ paying for content promotion to desperately gain back likes lost.
Did I get the wording right? Does that seem pretty close? Maybe “freak out” is in bold type. Who knows? But I swear on my son’s skidmarked chonies that I’m dead on.
Us admin may be running pages for free and trying to promote ourselves through your website but the manipulation is strong with you. People are fleeing to Twitter, Google+, etc to get support without having the constant PAY FOR CONTENT PROMOTION shoved down their throats. Why should you care? Your website has generated BILLIONS. If a few of us leave, I’m sure you’ll be there to open the door to us moochers. Deadbeats. Losers.
Yup, I’ll just sit over here losing but you’re not going to see my cash anytime soon.
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